love sealer


when you meet someone in an mmo (preferably of the opposite s-x), talk to them every day for 2 years, then finally meet in real life and “seal your love”. you have successfully become “the love sealer”.

note: said long distance love might only last about 3-4 months because online acquaintances are limited to… your ingame avatar. otherwise, you’ll constantly be at each other’s throats about real couple’s issues.
armand: i can’t believe you let that guy sleep with you before you gave me a chance to be the love sealer.
jenesse: you’re a f-cking idiot.

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