Lumbar Jack
a pun based on the word, lumberjack, this phrase describes the act of masturbating and -j-c-l-t-ng onto the lower back (or lumbar region) of a woman.
commonly performed by chiropractors while performing spinal adjustments.
this hot patient of mine wanted her spine adjusted so i took the opportunity for a quick lumbar jack. ya, she sued, but i kept my license to practice.
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