Luminaire Mage
noun- 1.the g-d of all ultimate pleasure
“oh thank luminaire mage…if it weren’t for him, last night’s s-x would have been terror!”
(a.k.a lum, lumi)
1. a dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named calvin.
luminaire mage humped calvin and then calvin shot him and burned lum’s body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.
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