lynfield college is not a college at all, but a high school consisting of short-tempered students who believe they are tough and intimidating, yet incompetent when it comes to learning. a person who is seen as stupid, is often called ‘a lynfield student’.
john: hey dude. i scored 10/10 in my maths test!
jack: i scored 2/10.
john: what? did you come from lynfield college or something!
(jack proceeds to flip the table)
when you’re angry or upset about your mood or situation, so you decide to m-st-rb-t- to distract yourself and feel better. tom was horngry, but his fridge was empty and his girlfriend was busy, so he decided to furiously madurbate to take his mind off it.
- make 7-up yours!
a 7-up tv advertis-m-nt from 1999-2005, which featured comedian orlando jones wearing a green t-shirt that said “make 7” on the front of it, and “up yours!” on the back of it. jones would then walk around and tell people to “make 7-up yours!”, where he would get responses like an angry insulted guy yelling […]
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- mexican pork roast
when a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs did you hear about the cop being burned in mexico it must have been a mexican pork roast
what you say when someone did something f-ck-d up but you don’t wanna/ cant swear -the police arrested and charged me for one spliff! -muckeries f-ckeries f-ck-d up