lynk is g-y
a male cougar (usually 35+) interested in dating/mating panthers (younger ladies 18-30). these numbers are never set in stone. the main difference between a lynks and a “sugar daddy” is that a lynks has morals, knows right from wrong, and will never exploit his mate. a “sugar daddy” will financially support his “prey” , and most likely will ask for many questionable things in return regardless how degrading it may be.
a true lynks will choose to date/mate only 1 panther, even in a fwb/nsa relationship. a lynks does not consider his mate as a “prey”, “prize” or “trophy” to put on display, rather, a lynks considers his mate to be his pride.
jill is in her 20s and wants to date/see/mate with someone without the h-ssle of a relationship as she studies and works part time. guys in her age group are immature, and run after anything and anyone that moves in a skirt, or that has a pulse. she prefers an older person.
the panther (jill) will definitley consider dating/seeing/mating a lynks.
-dude, check out the hot university chick with the rack!
-don’t bother bro, that panther is with a lynks.
noun – a procedure in which one empties a can of febreeze into one’s r-ct-m. typically used to mask the scent of one’s -sshole, especially prior to s-xual intercourse. i gave donald trump a febr-ct-m. it did not help though.
- t*tty tickler
when a girl t-tty tickles the life out of a fat guy with man bobbies for sum reece’s omg did y’all se that t-tty tickler at the park yesterday omg y-ssss i was like wtfff
- drink doom
another way to describe ‘the fear’ that lands like a sick and all consuming dread the day after excessive drinking. the feeling of guilt, shame and dread that calls into question your behaviour the previous evening (even if you remember it being impeccable) and indeed stirs anxiety about every previously content aspect of your life […]
state of syphilis the syphilisishness was rampant with the man, long before he died.
public self gratification via social media. tweeting to tell others about your accomplishments and “stroke” your own ego. proceeded with a “#” when used in social media. donald trump regularly practices #twitterbation to try and validate his existence. twitterbation (noun) an act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one’s self […]