Maarten
the highest rank in gaming you can achieve. if you are a real maarten, you are an expert in call of duty 4 and you love to read tom clansey books. a maarten is also an expert at building lego-structures and in a drunk mood he screams: mwoateh mwoateh is the best!!
did you build that lego castle
yes, i’m proud i’m such a maarten.
did you just kill him with a headshot :o!
yes, that was a uber ownage pro lol maarten shot.
the name comes from latin: king of lightning.
transferred into modern english it basicly meens a guy who is strong, brave, sporty, nice, fit and many more
people look up to a maarten since they are very good in football / soccer, they tend to excell in many other physical sports too.
many girls would like him because a maarten has an athletes body, meaning six pack and tight muscles.
thanks, im nearly as good as that guy called maarten
a bloke who is never around when you need him. or otherwise.
a guy who is about as easy to locate as the holy grail.
kerstin: where is maarten?
lisa: i don’t know, sorry.
ten minutes later:
chelsea: where is maarten?
lisa: i don’t know.
ten minutes later:
millie: where is…
lisa: i don’t know!
ten minutes later:
brad: hey, have you seen…
-brad stops talking on account of being shot in the head-
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