Macgyvered Her
when one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. wd-40 i.e b-tter i.e vegetables. the trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.
i heard shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout–raul totally macgyvered her with that marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered winnie the poo toothbrush shaft with double d batteries…then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing go time!
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