magoozle
a magoozle is a method by which we get things done in america. it’s neither legal or illegal, but it gets the job done.
from doc maynard: the man who invented seattle by bill speidel
joe is taking forever to process your request, so – instead of contacting your boss and escalating through official channels – you take joe out for a drink and generate some goodwill. or, you just do it anyway. either way, the job gets done… from inside the gray area. that’s a magoozle!
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