major tim



peak
ah bruv she cheated, that’s major tim

Read Also:

  • bryan smith

    – a rainbow farting unicorn. i just ate an entire bag of skittles and now i am going to bryan smith.

  • diamond p*ssy

    a theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man’s most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle v-g-n-. claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond p-ssy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings […]

  • anchorfriday

    the best possible night out on the isle of wight. specifically for yachting students for whom there winter period is subject to heinous m-ss drinking. to which the only answer would ever be ‘yes!’ are you heading for an anchorfriday this friday?

  • too mouch

    too much in edubbz g-y r-t-rd voice that is too mouch power! i must destroy it

  • to pull a maggie

    to slide ones hand up another persons thigh, whispering “s-x ed. in their ear. to pull a maggie: oh sh-t, that girl just pulled a maggie on me! dude, she totally likes you


Disclaimer: major tim definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.