ah bruv she cheated, that’s major tim
- bryan smith
– a rainbow farting unicorn. i just ate an entire bag of skittles and now i am going to bryan smith.
- diamond p*ssy
a theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man’s most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle v-g-n-. claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond p-ssy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings […]
the best possible night out on the isle of wight. specifically for yachting students for whom there winter period is subject to heinous m-ss drinking. to which the only answer would ever be ‘yes!’ are you heading for an anchorfriday this friday?
- too mouch
too much in edubbz g-y r-t-rd voice that is too mouch power! i must destroy it
- to pull a maggie
to slide ones hand up another persons thigh, whispering “s-x ed. in their ear. to pull a maggie: oh sh-t, that girl just pulled a maggie on me! dude, she totally likes you