Malaysian Wedding Anniversary
when a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans v-g-n-. he then proceeds in sticking his p-n-s into her v-g-n- until it is covered in cake. the woman then sucks the cake off of his p-n-s until he -j-c-l-t-s.
man 1: phil and clara had a malaysian wedding anniversary last night!
man 2: good for them! i hope it was enjoyable!
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