average guy who looks good and so unique, some girls go crazy on him, some don’t even notice.
it’s like a fever
i think she got maleth for sure!
super g*y lynk is g*y a male cougar (usually 35+) interested in dating/mating panthers (younger ladies 18-30). these numbers are never set in stone. the main difference between a lynks and a “sugar daddy” is that a lynks has morals, knows right from wrong, and will never exploit his mate. a “sugar daddy” will financially […]
noun – a procedure in which one empties a can of febreeze into one’s r*ct*m. typically used to mask the scent of one’s *sshole, especially prior to s*xual intercourse. i gave donald trump a febr*ct*m. it did not help though.
- t*tty tickler
when a girl t*tty tickles the life out of a fat guy with man bobbies for sum reece’s omg did y’all se that t*tty tickler at the park yesterday omg y*ssss i was like wtfff
- drink doom
another way to describe ‘the fear’ that lands like a sick and all consuming dread the day after excessive drinking. the feeling of guilt, shame and dread that calls into question your behaviour the previous evening (even if you remember it being impeccable) and indeed stirs anxiety about every previously content aspect of your life […]