mall whipped
1) term for a man witnessed holding his wife’s purse while she shops.
2) a disorder afflicting males who accompany their wives or girlfriends on lengthy shopping excursions at shopping malls. the condition is diagnosed upon casual observation by the male’s hanging head, forlorn look, and dragging feet. the condition improves rapidly upon exiting the mall or shopping area.
“man, fred was so mall whipped on sat-rday! i saw him holding a purse and two macy’s bags while his wife was trying on shoes. he didn’t see me. but i was laughing behind the lingerie.”
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