when a mother is acting silly.
stop being a mamalamadingdong and use your mannaners.
when you get crumbs in your under pants after eating graham crackers on the couch , i stood up and had the unfortunate recognition that i’d developed crumbderpants!
- water cooler
holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. let a fart go and don’t release him until he inhales. when he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs. with mike’s […]
- jersey slamma jamma
this takes preparation. you need to be on the verge of a constipated p–p. in other words, a solid sh-t. while performing -n-l, doggy style, you stealthily sh-t in your hand. in one fluid motion, you pull your c-ck out and slam the sh-t in the gaping hole, and immediately jam your c-ck back in. […]
an -sshole who cheats on you, he is normally talking to other girls on his spare time. he is into sports but isn’t good at them. he is normally scrawny and not attractive. he also has a small d-ck that matches his small brain. who’s your new boyfriend? it’s nihlan, remember? him? you can do […]
the gender neutral term for s-xism based condescension. explaining something in a patronising way because of gender bias. see also: condes-xist i created this term because the terms “mansplaining” and “femsplaining” are used too lightly and are s-xist terms in their own right. condescension and s-xism are both gender neutral so the word for condescension […]