jersey slamma-jamma
this takes preparation. you need to be on the verge of a constipated p–p. in other words, a solid sh-t. while performing -n-l, doggy style, you stealthily sh-t in your hand. in one fluid motion, you pull your c-ck out and slam the sh-t in the gaping hole, and immediately jam your c-ck back in.
i haven’t sh-t in a week, i’m going to give her a great jersey slamma-jamma.
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