Mansume
the list of all the accomplishments, accolades, scores and awards of a man concerning who they have had s-x with, how many partners they have had s-x with and number of times, where, style, how and when. may also, but not necessarily, include information about ones spank bank, masturbatory habits, wish lists and references.
usually a doc-ment that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. if being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a cia doc-ment concerning the jfk -ss-ssination.
1. timmy really wants to bone that woman soon.
2. timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. yeah, thats one fine mansume timmy has, it’s gonna look better when she’s on it.
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