manually operated percussion accelerometer
a device to apply a measured amount of force in a certain direction at the required time and direction
using a manually operated percussion accelerometer, we need to insert this steel shaft into this solid surface.
or we are going to hammer this nail into the wall!!
Read Also:
- Maragoudakis
man, move ovaand get outta my way before i gottapull these hush puppies out your motherf-ckin’ -ss. ex. “don’t eat that last cupcake hooch”
- Suicidal Semen Fastball
post intercourse, the man -j-c-l-t-s into his hand, then winds up the suicidal s-m-n fastball firing it at his partner as fast and hard as he can, flinging the s-m-n all across his partner’s body. ” my boyfriend launched his suicidal s-m-n fastball at me, plastering s-m-n all across my face. there were no survivors.”
- sweet lucious
verb: named after its creator, sweet lucious jones. oral act performed at the climatic point of s-xual intercourse. the female holds a teaspoon of honey in her mouth. then the male -j-c-l-t-s into the honey, the two are combined, and finally swallowed; providing a tasty treat. she never swallowed until i gave her a sweet […]
- Chairsexual
the state of only being s-xually attracted to chairs. often confused with as-xuality, a chairs-xual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. another sign of a chairs-xual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in […]
- Saffa
a real south african i got into a fight with a saffa at the rugby world cup final. saffa is a term used for south african immigrants taking over a country (usually london) check out all the saffa’s! an awesomest person ever dude hes cooler than saffa… no he isnt… saffa is the best… saffas […]