vic nappa’s juicy midnight lover. father of junior varney. president of the baguette appreciation club. happy to scream ingles in spanish cl*ss.this man has true potential, and no, he’s not g*y, only for vic nappa. manwell oglethorpe is the pinnacle of good looks as well, he has the kiwi head of a godess with pride and prowess. be jealous ryan, you mug.
oh man, i sure need a manwell oglethorpe in my sad life before i commit the suicide.
- champ whistler
someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet. i swear i could smell pedigree chum, i bet he’s a real champ whistler.
- taco orgy
avocado, tomato, and jalepeño having s*xual intercourse with ghost pepper. “oh my god it’s a taco orgy!” ~ kayla “i wish i was a part of that” ~anonymous
- v*g*n* lips
a really saggy v*g*n* sarah had v*g*n* lips and they were more saggy than a old man’s b*llsack the act of taking a picture and failing at “duck lips” that it turns into “v*g*n* lips” the act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a v*g*n*. the act of kissing […]
- the stone age
when you’re too blown to know you’re in the 21st century. seth rogen went to tokyo and woke up in the stone age.