vic nappa’s juicy midnight lover. father of junior varney. president of the baguette appreciation club. happy to scream ingles in spanish cl-ss.this man has true potential, and no, he’s not g-y, only for vic nappa. manwell oglethorpe is the pinnacle of good looks as well, he has the kiwi head of a godess with pride and prowess. be jealous ryan, you mug.
oh man, i sure need a manwell oglethorpe in my sad life before i commit the suicide.
- champ whistler
someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet. i swear i could smell pedigree chum, i bet he’s a real champ whistler.
- taco orgy
avocado, tomato, and jalepeño having s-xual intercourse with ghost pepper. “oh my god it’s a taco orgy!” ~ kayla “i wish i was a part of that” ~anonymous
- v*g*n* lips
a really saggy v-g-n- sarah had v-g-n- lips and they were more saggy than a old man’s b-llsack the act of taking a picture and failing at “duck lips” that it turns into “v-g-n- lips” the act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a v-g-n-. the act of kissing […]
- the stone age
when you’re too blown to know you’re in the 21st century. seth rogen went to tokyo and woke up in the stone age.
- urban white
not hood white but not country club suburbs white. just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear jordan’s and bape. most likely an -sshole that f-cker ain’t hood he just urban white