a person who like to sit on a d*ck by using maple syrup as the lube.
come over here and and sit on my d*ck like a maple lemur.
to hit a girl with your d*ck on her face. “i really miss your d*ck on my face”.”dame una bichofetada papi!” “a ella lo que le gusta es que le den con el bicho en la cara.”
a man that is young enough/old enough to be both son and boyfriend to an older woman. she is 40 and her soyfriend is 19.
- armenian valet
when you create a parking sp*ce where one doesn’t exist; usually with hazard flashers. most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking sp*ces. i can’t get out of the parking lot; someone did armenian valet and […]
- chump charity
getting money from your parents for doing nothing like a spoiled b*tch john: i just got paid twenty dollars from my parents for no reason greg: sounds more like chump charity to me