when there is a pimple on your pp.
i had quite the marble-d-ck in highschool
a person who can feel a minimal s-xual attraction to someone upon seeing them, but not have the desire to actually engage in s-x until a strong emotional bond is formed. a: are you a demis-xual? b: no, i’m more of a demi-demis-xual i still think that girl is hot, but i wouldn’t want to […]
- human sized sloth
a human sized sloth (hss) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to cl-ss. human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an […]
- sh*t goes left
usually when something like an event doesn’t work out, gets f-ck-d up, and goes everywhere except the right way. the walking dead is a tv show that should be renamed “sh-t goes left” since nothing positive can last in it.
1)large breasted woman who’s afraid of her perception from others based upon her large bosoms. 2)t-tties that be poppin out of hoes shirts and clothes. 1)my b-tch has some great t-tt–s but she won’t ever let em out to play. she’s insecurit-tties. 2)did you that sl-t, her b–bs popped out of her dress, shes got […]
- detroit friday night suprise
finding out you got mulitple stds from a one night stand “dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise”