marijuanist


someone who’s god is juana who created man out of the marijuana seeds. marijuanist celebrate juana’s glory by smoking weed every day which brings them closer to his divine highness.

this religion was brought to light by a young pot head known simply as cleo.
jon: man why do you get high so much?

rich: i’m a marijuanist! it’s apart of my religion!

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