marital coma
the years spent in a bad marriage. the time which was lost in marital h-ll. upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
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