Marlborough

a private all-girls school located in the hanc-ck park area of los angeles. one can identify a marlborough girl by their rediculously short skirt, rediculously heavy backpack, designer purse, and their apparent addiction to caffeine and/or speed.
i saw a bunch of marlborough girls buying no-doz on larchmont today.
the exclusive la girls school that drives its students to acquire british accents when stating its name.
girl 1: oh, yes i went to “maauhbro”
girl 2: is that in england?
girl 1: no! it’s, like, in la!
eating disorder central, located in hanc-ck park, california. has a reputation for being packed with fat “dyk-s,” but anyone can see super thin marlborough girls constantly parading their boyfriends around larchmont, and rightfully so, as their boyfriends are often very hot.

marlborough is also known for its increadibly smart students (not all of whom are legacies or pay-ins, in fact some with scholarships), insane academics, ap overload, and almost private sponsership of larchmont village wine, cheese, and spirits. it is, however, infamous for its dances.
guy: so i was at wine and cheese the other day, and i saw this really hot, really thin chick wearing a tiny skirt and pink boxers and carrying a huge -ss bookbag and a two-liter of diet c-ke.

guy 2: oh, don’t worry, it was probably just a marlborough girl. did you get her number??
a prestigious all girls school in hanc-ck park, los angeles, which takes great pride in its academics, and great diversity.
students of this school are not only intelligent, but social, and grow up to be great partic-p-nts of society.
unlike other all girls schools in the city, such as marymount or archer, the students of marlborough school are able to multi-task, and can balance both academics and social success.
they do not need to brag about their ‘posh bel-air country club fields’ or their all white, sn-bby student body.
although their seems to be some confusion and rivalry, the marymount and archer students can go have s-x with their hired male friends, and leave us alone, while we enjoy our real relationships.
they can continue to call us fat lesbians. we rise above that, and know that they are just jealous.
marymount girl 1: lyke oh my god i hate marboroguh gurls. i mean, they are just so stupid and like they have know life and like htey are just retarsds and have no freidns and are fat and ugly and dyk-s.

marymount girl 2: i no right!

marymount girl 1: i just feel so bad for them, like i just haet them so much.

marlborough girl: thanks for all the concern, but we’re doing just fine. have a great time at truck-driving school!
yes, there are fat ugly dyk-s at marlborough, and yes, there are trashy sl-ts, too, but you can totally tell that everyone who wrote on this site is just bitter because they were rejected. marlborough is in a neighborhood of f-cking rich -ssholes, not the ghetto. marymount is the school for the girls who are too rich for immaculate heart, yet too stupid for marlborough. no one cares about archer.
anarchy in the uk!!!!!
a word which describes best and the brightest of los angeles’ female teen population; well-educated, hot, cl-ssy, self-respecting, athletic, intellectuals…the true marlborough girls
marymount may beat marlborough in sports, but in the end, guys will choose to settle down with a intelligent and sophisticated marlborough girl and cast their marymount sl-ts aside as former random hook-ups.
marlborough is an all girls school much better than marymount. marymount girls may think they are so much cooler and hotter than marlborough girls, but oh are they wrong. at least marlborough girls aren’t the ones who end up at community college. even though marymount girls think they own loyola boys, they do not. everyone knows that the only guys that hookup with marymount girls are the short fat fugly boys that can’t get anyone to look at them. marymount girls are just to easy. just become a prost-tute already!
marymount girl: ohmygawd marlborough girls are so gross and we are so much hotter than them

parent: honey, i’m sorry but next year you will have to attend community college

marymount girl: what is community college?

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marlborough: marymount girls think they are the sh-t but they are wrong

parent: honey, get ready for yale!!!