marmaduke

a lame, unfunny comic strip in the newspaper centred on the antics of one large dog named marmaduke.
marmaduke is one of the sh-ttiest comic strips ever. read foxtrot, it’s 10x better.
motorboating, but with your tongue waving all over and tons of slobber flying everywhere.
i was more than happy to marmaduke her ample cleavage.
the act of mooning another individual, or group, and bending at such an angle that the mooner’s ball sac is revealed.
i was so upset by the referee’s bad call, that i dropped my drawers and blinded him with a marvelous marmaduke.
a talking dog. or a close friend.
hey, look at that marmaduke
the act of engaging in s-xual congress with a large dog.
that may be hot, but you know what’s hotter? a really hot chick getting marmaduked.
a dog in the cartoon section of newspapers.
“did you see the marmduke strip yesterday?”

“fo’ shizzle, mah nizzle!”
1. a terrible comic, shown in many major newspapers. has been known to ruin one’s day just from a glance.

2. anything that ruins a specific activity just from reading it.
example 1:

person #1 “i see you read todays marmaduke”

person #2 ” how can you tell?”

person #1 ” you look rather depressed”

example 2:

every time i read her tweets it annoys me so much i close my twitter. she is such a marmaduke