Marmoset


a marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his b-lls with hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. the partner obliges, and during the course of his trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scr-t-m and possibly a t-st-cl-.
when jane found out mark had been cheating on her with one of his interns, she waited until he got home and then gave him a marmoset he would not soon forget.

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