Martintucky
affectionate appelation for martinsville, the county seat of morgan county, indiana, known solely for being the hometown of john wooden. the term is an allusion to the fact that anything south of johnson county might as well be kentucky.
“dude, i got lost in morgan county and had to get directions from some children of the corn in martintucky.”
also known as martinsville indiana. a small -ss town in south central indina known for idiots, racists ,racist idiots, school shootings and little kids being tazed by cops.
also a hotspot for southernist att-tudes north of the ohio river.
small city with no entertanment whatsoever.
we’re goin’ tuh martin-tucky tuh eat fancee dinner at the mcdonald’s in wal-mart.
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