Mastake
when illiterate and/or dumb people makes a spelling mistake.
a mistake for idiots who can’t spell “mistake”.
the “a” and “i” keys on keyboards are so far apart that no one should ever make a mistake like this.
an urban dictionary definition on “humans” by flame-ss-ssin on feb 22, 2005: “g-d’s biggest mastake of all.”
a university professor posts on course website: mastake in solutions to -ssignment 4 corrected (problem 37 of chapter 4))
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