masturbasics
when one m-st-rb-t-s for the first time and doesn’t know how to do it right. this normally results in humping of hand, bed, or any other object. it may also be a problem of getting ones self h-rny.
“dude i tried masturbating to day but i couldn’t really please myself”
“you need to learn the masturbasics”
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