Masturbating Muscle


the muscle you develop between your forearm and bicep on the arm of the hand you m-st-rb-t- with.
john: hey broski, wanna hang tonight?

joe: ehh… i dunno, i was really gonna work on toning my masturbating muscle tonight.

john: oh.. i getcha, i worked on it last night.

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