Masturbation Forearms


masturbation forearms are caused by excessive masturbation. they can be identified under two conditions:
1)when one’s forearms are disproportionate to eachother
2)when one’s forearms are disproportionate to their upper arms (think popeye)
“dude, i think you’ve got muscular forearm syndrome”
“what makes you say that?”
“you have masturbation forearms! you’re right arm is bigger than your left!”
“…sh-t”

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