Masturbattery
a battery used for masturbatory purposes.
johann wilhelm ritter used the voltaic pile with a cloth soaked in warm milk to electrocute his p-n-s until he -j-c-l-t-d. after a while he experienced serious side effects, but rather than discontinue his “experiments,” which by this point seemed to have no higher academic pursuit beyond trying to turn himself into a spider-man villain, ritter would self-medicate with opium to keep the discomfort at bay, leaving him free to play with his masturbattery until the end of time.
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