Masturbexiled
this is the situation in which someone has been purposefully locked out of his/her room, because that person’s roommate wants to m-st-rb-t- in peace. the word is composed by sticking together masturbation and exiled. the word is also related to the concept of being s-xiled.
sarah- hi johnny, what are you doing out in the hallway at this hour?
johnny – i’ve been masturbexiled…
sarah – oh, ok… what is that?
johnny – well… uhm… he is…uhm…
sarah – he is what?
johnny – well there are many ways to say it: spanking the monkey, chocking the chicken, beating/jerking/jacking/whacking/w-nking off, circle jerking it, bashing the bishop, playing pocket pool… to name a few
sarah – ok, ok, i got it!
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