Matchu


a type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name “matt”, or “matthew” (etc.). derrived from “achoo”.
matt: m..ma…ma-tchoo!
john: that’s a bad sneeze you’ve got there
matt: yeah, i’ve got raibes. doctors say i’ve only got 3 weeks to live.
john: oh. blame matchu.

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