Matt Duncan
matt duncan is both a noun and a verb.
as a noun it is used to describe a true ladies man, a man far superior to edward cullen and other such snitches. such a man can pleasure a woman in many ways, and will possess unusually large genitalia as well as an unusually long and flexible tongue. he also would possess stunning good looks, obviously.
as a verb it means to give roses or sometimes flowers, most often one red rose.
i had s-x with a matt duncan the other night and it was amazing, i had 17 -rg-sms.
did you hear what joe did? he totally matt duncaned that chick.
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