Maxton
a professional body builder who likes cheap vodka and hazing. a fan of the wnba, maxton holds season tickets to the l.a. sparks and can be found having a cry bat in his hot tub in his free time. maxton lives in a van down by the river.
“hey, i’m maxton. hold my d-ck while i p-ss!”
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