the bomb.com she’s so perfect and literally twerks her way to god
that’s a bad b-tch she’s a maya mcbae
highbeamz is a term used to describe a lights out shooter in basketball. “did you see that guy play he was highbeamz from 3 pointer”
tall, handsome middle aged man. still listens to rock and also slavic turbo folk. selam, isljam. neredisin.
there aren’t any definitions for spermobemia yet. can you define it?
- gash stache
gash stache (def., noun): an artfully-manicured pubic adornment above a woman’s v-g-n-. this may include the hitler, the popular landing strip, a cl-ssic inverted triangle, the suggestive “v”, a 19th century handlebar f-ckstache, or a variety of fun shapes depending on the steady hand and precision grooming equipment. a clean shave is always welcome, but […]
- mathematical allergy
when you are repulsed by the sight of any numerals or symbols—for a fraction of a second, your brain feels frozen, before you can take control of your sensory organs. on his wife’s persuasion, ken finally joined “mathophobia anonymous”—he’s been diagnosed with an acute form of mathematical allergy.