Mayer Hater


the average person with common sense!
if you like john meyer that much then you’re an idiot!
any seemingly straight, macho, s-xist male who makes fun of john mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the -ss john mayer gets that they don’t.
bob, don’t get p-ssed off and become a mayer hater just because i’d rather poke my eye out than have s-x with you.
a stupid person who doesnt have anything better to do than say rude and untrue things about john mayer. >(
i suggest you shut the f-ck up and go on with your life.

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