must be very mother f-cking nice
mbvmfn to live in a house like that
- carl diamonds
american rap artist from washington,d.c. “oh my god it’s carl diamonds”
- sticky withers
post-fap regret. after i watched that octopus girl hentai, i came down with a serious case of the sticky withers.
- j swipe
jewish tinder, filled with j-ps and becks. but unlike tinder there’s unlimited likes and unlike j date it’s free! ben: man i’m sick of getting no matches on tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a jewish girl, fml. sam: try j swipe, i’ve had a bunch of dates from it. but […]
finding a semi-hard, mucus like m-ss in your coconut that is half booger half coconut and freeking out thinking someonw left a booger in you nut juice. ewwww!!! i just swallowed a boogoconut! it was all phlegmy!
preparing for a lover by masturbating -preperating preparing for a lover by masturbating -preperating