McMuff Diving
the act of performing c-nn-l-ng-s while eating a savory mcdonald’s egg mcm-ffin. the greasy slurry of half chewed egg, ham, and english m-ffin acts as a natural lubricant and flavor enhancer. a must for any lesbian fast food enthusiast.
i’m so glad i made it on time for mcdonald’s breakfast. what’s a sunday morning with the the wall street journal and a little mcm-ff diving?
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