a bl*wj*b that you give with your feet. you use neosporin and benadryl for lube
gimme a mcscooby tonight
a state of inebriation where one can’t lift their head up and the chin is touching the chest (lung) dude, he is so chinlunged that he needs a ride back home! he f*cking can’t see what’s infront of him!!
the art of tactfully moving bros from place to place. herding neon brandishing meathead b*tterflies. had to use some serious brogistics at the gym today to make sure i got to use the machines i wanted.
- falling off the train
when one person loses their train of thought multiply times during conversation because they fried their brain doing too many drugs. also falling off the train in life resulting in not fulfilling their full potential. you asked me that twice already, you really need to take better care of yourself because your falling off the […]
a person who just loves croc footwear. they are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses. my buddy is such a croc-o-douche. he’s always talking about his lame *ss crocs.