the bdsm act where the female restrains the male and procides to beat his genitals with a dill pickle until said genitals fall off
stay away from ashley, she’s into mean dill cuty.
a person with a lot of money (usually their parent’s money) who spend it carelessly to show off. hey man you want me to pick you up from the airport? nah i’ll just uber f-ckinging bread-ss
some really thirsty hoe dude, i pulled myself a thistill last night, she was so thirsty my banjo snapped
when your weekend is so awesome that it gets extended screw going to work on monday, i’m totally going to weekstend!
- mexican teapot
the act of inserting your p-n-s into your spouse’s mouth, urinating i to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose. my legs got soaked after giving helen a mexican teapot
usually a person that swings sarcasm like a pro and has the ability to tell someone to ho to h-ll in such a way that they look forward to the ride. commonly a blunt, straight forward person that has little to no regard for what you say or think, you hate them but wish you […]