meat and two veg


(uk slang)
mens gentials
youwch, me meat and two veg!
the male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)
he got his meat and two veg out
meat and two vegetables.

the male genitalia, for obvious reasons.
anyon up for a meat sandwich?

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