a woman who is the keeper or custodian of a man’s private parts
kimberley is currently working as my personal meat curator
an imaginary person but is actually a wall for lonely people to talk to. person: hey girl how’s your love life? me: just talking to lequanto.
a maztunique is an anime lover, she is sympathetic when she sees she needs to be, she’s a bit clumsy at times and a great friend everyone loves being around maztunique (aka tique or mazzy) maztunique is the life of the party
when you sneak up behind someone and suck their d-ck from the back. did you see that b-tch vaikattack my cousin? he didn’t see her coming until he was c-mming!
- heart fart
when you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. a false crush. ken liked sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.
- wanna run twos
refers to the action of splitting the cost of a big meal in pairs of two’s. that’s a little expensive man, you guy’s wanna run two’s?