Mechanical rape
how animals are made to have babies without the h-ssle of breeding them. most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
euphemism: .
person 1: mmm-mmm-mmm! if veal isn’t the tasty thing out there i don’t know what is!
person 2: even though it was made through mechanical rape? a cow was squirted full of bull s-m-n by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.
person 1: …that’s gross, i’ve lost my appet-te.
person 2: i know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
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