mechsterbation
the absolute abuse of the game “mechwarrior” in the use of using both joysticks at the same time. this can often be used for people who play the game entirely way too much.
the suffix “sterbation” can be tacked on to any other game for appropriate issues.
-answering machine-
“sorry, im not at the phone right now, if it is between the times 8 am and 5 am then most likely i am mechsterbating, and i do not want to be bothered. call back when i give a cr-p, or when you have a free copy of the next mechwarrior game”
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