medical masturbation
medical cure for blue b-lls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on p-n-s.
off the record, the doc can tell you what sh-t needs to get done.
patient: doc, my b-lls hurt real bad.
doc: groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.
patient: ???
doc: i am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.
patient: i f-cking love you!
(patient hugs doc)
doc: just doing my job.
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