Mega-tasking


performing 5 or more tasks at the same time. mega-tasking should not be attempted if you are an idiot.
i was working on an excel spreadsheet, writing a word doc-ment, taking on the phone, checking my email, eating lunch and drinking a soda at the same time… i was mega-tasking.
is when someone delegates multiple nested tasks ( tasks that themselves require mult-tasking) at one time, setting of multiple chain reactions of events, communication and -ssignments at one time. ie mult-tasking multiple tasks at once.
not now chief. i’m megatasking.

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