mego


the drugged-out sensation one gets when poring over spreadsheets or instruction manuals; acronym for “my eyes glaze over”
an -sshole on the highway or interstate who insists on getting in front of you no matter how many people he has to kill to do it. usually it’s just a compulsion of many inexperienced yankee agressive drivers who think that by following you and arriving a second and a half later to their destination their lives will somehow be ruined or at least irrepairably damaged. they must get in front of you at all cost, or bob & weave inches from your rear b-mper until they do. these are the same people you usually see in handcuffs being escorted to the back of the patrol car after they’ve caused a major accident.
they are the cool, beutiful people who think that a) the world owes them a living, b) normal laws of physics somehow don’t apply to them.
todd could not understand why the judge sentenced him to 150 hours of community service after he rear ended that family of four with his beamer. they simply should have let ‘me go’ (mego) first he kept insisting all through his trial.
the next day, in his new volvo, todd was killed when he tried to drive up under a slow moving dump truck that had braked suddenly on the highway.
poor dumb-ss!
short for “my eyes glazed over”.
“i was in that meeting so long that i got a bit frustarded with the people giving the presentation and eventually, mego set in.”
my eyes glaze over. when something is so stupid your mind refuses to see it in self defense.
stupid person: soz ny pri357 dat r0ls h01y sp3c is liek a t0tal n00bzors. i m33n, wh0 d3 — h33ls?
its alz aboutz th3m m3lt1 fazes!!!!1

ret pally: -m.e.g.o’s- dude lrn2spec. honestly.
a sh-tload of legos
we needed megos to build a killer lego hero factory villain
the male ego. male + ego = mego. because we all know how men cherish their ego’s!
i’m sorry, sir, did i bruise your mego?
a fat b-tch with an obession on having s-x with ugly guys and crying about it afterwards
kim: if i ever acted like a mego, id throw myself in front of a car.

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