a major inbred loser who is a chronic masturbator and has a chode uncirc*mcised p*n*s. also is a selfish b*st*rd who gets hand jobs from their mom.
person 1 – you see that fat ugly b*st*rd over there?
person 2 – oh yeah he’s a mehran garoyan.
- tossed salad with xtra ranch
when you c*m in the *sshole of your partner then proceed to toss their salad (aka eat their *ss and suck out and swallow the c*m). joel -“i saw jeff and jays amauter g*y p*rn i still can’t get over the images of jay doing the tossed salad with xtra ranch.” dan- “are you kidding […]
a g*y n*gg*r this luisjon is really poo
a senior lifeguard in rockaway beach that has stuck around so long he could be the father of the new summer guards. look at that fossilguard he can still get out there. put that fossilguard out to pasture down on 73, he’s done!
surname to few. the act of doing a blastock (in terms of the emily) include wearing the most psychedelic clothing, make up and accessories, falling asleep in corners at raves and having strange amounts of fruit, protein and gym sessions. *at a rave* “were’s *enter name*?” “in the corner doing a blastock” “them clothes are […]