Melbert
an ancient beast of norse legend. half man, half beast. it is large, in charge, and quite hairy. most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.
my sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. she claims it was a melbert.”
hot chick. someone with a great body.
that babe at the bus stop was a total melbert.
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