Melon Frostie
the s-xual act involving a male partic-p-nt depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. this act must take place in winter conditions so the s-m-n can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. a melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. – rval
rob: where did alex go?
he snuck out into the backyard for a quick melon frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!
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